Sunday, January 27, 2008

Unsatisfied

The Replacements

Look me in the eye
Then, tell me that I’m satisfied
Are you satisfied?
Look me in the eye
Then, tell me that I’m satisfied
Hey, are you satisfied?

And it goes so slowly on
Everything I’ve ever wanted
Tell me what’s wrong

Look me in the eye
And tell me that I’m satisfied
Were you satisfied?
Look me in the eye
Then, tell me that I’m satisfied
And now are you satisfied?

Everything goes
Well, anything goes all of the time
Everything you dream of
Is right in front of you
And everything is a lie

Look me in the eye
And tell me that I’m satisfed
Look me in the eye
Unsatisfied
I’m so, I’m so unsatisfied
I’m so dissatisfied
I’m so, I’m so unsatisfied
I’m so unsatisfied
Well, i’m-a
Well, i’m-a
I’m so, I’m so unsatisfied
I’m so dissatis,dissattis...
I’m so

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Social Justice (Funniest Thing I Ever Wrote)

Question: But seriously - what is social justice to you and how is it to be implemented?

My answer: First, we should take everyone's guns away, invite Koffi Annan or the Chinese to run things, liquidate all private bank accounts, and create massively large re-education camps where the only reading material is Pravda clippings from 1978. Plus, we should write a new national anthem and make psychotropics mandatory.

Next question??

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Why Not?

Hope is the bedrock of this nation; the belief that our destiny will not be written for us, but by us; by all those men and women who are not content to settle for the world as it is; who have the courage to remake the world as it should be.

Barack Obama

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Obama Wins Iowa Caucuses

"There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask, 'Why?' I dream of things that never were, and ask 'Why not?'"

Robert F. Kennedy