Saturday, December 31, 2005

Rest in Peace

CHRISTOPHER EDWARD JOSEPH ENGLISH

JULY 11, 1967-DECEMBER 31, 2001

REST IN PEACE

You're packing a suitcase for a place none of has been/
A place that has to be believed to be seen/
You could have flown away/
A singing bird in open cage/
Who will only fly, only fly for freedom

That's U2, from a song called Walk On.

Life and Death are only temporary, but freedom goes on forever.

That's my brother, written on a piece of paper I found with his stuff within the past couple of months.

Christopher Edward English. I have always liked that name. While most people called him Chris, I called him Christopher or Chris, interchangeably. When I was a little boy, Christopher proved too difficult to say, so I settled on Key-foo. Luckily, that didn't survive too long.

Christopher Edward English. I have known him for all his life, and lived with him for most of it, and I am not sure if I knew him that well at all, except for very recently.

But all I can really do is remember some things over the course of a lifetime.

The first memory I have of him is in a stroller, on a trip to Florida. He was crying. When I was really young, all I thought he did was cry. I was wrong.

I remember when the family first thought he had epilepsy in 1968; I remember being really sad as he went up the elevator in the hospital, with gunk in his hair from the EEG test. I didn't know if I would see him again. I remember that our parents used to always get us the same exact toys for Christmas; we were, after all, only two years apart. I remember the two Parkomatic garages we got for our matchbox cars, and the identical toy buses. We did not always get the same toys; one Christmas, we got action figures--one had a beard, and one did not. We called the bearded one Old Action Jackson, and the unbearded one Young Action Jackson. Chris was, of course, Young Action Jackson.

I remember the first time Christopher and I were going to go to Manhattan with our parents. We were very excited and a little scared. So we invented a series of martial arts moves we called the "Techniques," just in case... .

Chris and I, like many brothers, had what was often a contentious relationship. In other words, we fought. We did not fight physically too much, though I remember one of us chipping the other's tooth. A friend's first memory of the both of us is me saying, "shut up, Chris," and Christopher replying with a word I cannot repeat directed at me. In later years, we mainly had what I would call friendly debates on issues of the day!

Especially at this time of year, I have a lot of memories. I remember the first real Christmas tree we got. Our Mom had passed away the year before, and it looked like we might not celebrate Christmas. He would have none of it. We found a beautiful Douglas fir and put it up on Christmas Eve. In fact, this year, after many years of searching, I found a douglas fir again.

I now call it Chris' tree.

There are other things.

There was his sense of humor, and unique wit, and no bitterness. It was amazing to see, especially during the course of his illnesses. Three years ago, he had major brain surgery. Less than an hour after the surgery, my grandmother and I visited him in the recovery room. He cracked a couple of jokes; I told him that he was funnier than before, and, not missing a beat, he said: "Tommy, I'm just more polished!"

Three months ago, the night before he fell into his coma, and he had become a little unreactive, he was laying in his bed, with that little urinal thing they give you in the hospital so you don't have to get up to go to the bathroom. I was a little worried, and he told me, "Don't worry, Tommy, it's pointing in the right direction!!"

Heck, his sense of humor continued when he was the sickest. A week after he had fallen asleep, it looked like he was waking up. We were able to communicate by him clasping my hand after I asked him a Yes or No question. I asked him if he loved Nanny; he clasped my hand, very hard. I asked him if he loved his Uncle Bobby; he clasped my hand again. I felt very good. I asked him if he loved me. No clasp. I asked him if he wanted me to bring him some CDs the next day. Another clasp. You figure it out; I swear I felt him laughing, though I couldn't see it. What has been called a chuckle in the darkness.

Christopher Edward English. In many ways, I did not know him at all until his last illness. Though we could not talk to each other, I know we communicated. His Will was intense, and his Spirit was resilient. At times, even his doctors were amazed. He was his most inspirational to me.

He adored his Mom and his Grandmother.

I miss him very much, more than I can say, and to say does not even begin to do him justice.

There is a bible verse that has given me solace. It is at the end of the Gospel of Matthew, after Jesus has told the gathered Apostles what they must do after he leaves them. In this passage, Jesus is talking about Himself, but I have always liked to think it applies to anyone who has left us:

And know that I am with you always, until the end of the world!

I know that Chris is with me, always, he is free, in a place that has to be believed to be seen, and the Mets are always in the World Series.

Thank you.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Yes, Virginia

We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of The Sun:

Dear Editor—

I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, “If you see it in The Sun, it’s so.” Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?

Virginia O’Hanlon

Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

In those days

a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world should be registered. This was the first registration and was taken while Quirinius was governor of Syria. All went to their own towns to be registered. Joseph also went from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to the city of David called Bethlehem, because he was descended from the house and family of David. He went to be registered with Mary, to whom he was engaged and who was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for her to deliver her child. And she gave birth to her firstborn son and wrapped him in bands of cloth, and laid him in a manger, because there was no place for them in the inn.

In that region there were shepherds living in the fields, keeping watch over their flock by night. Then an angel of the Lord stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid; for see—I am bringing you good news of great joy for all the people to you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, who is the Messiah, the Lord. This will be a sign for you: you will find a child wrapped in bands of cloth and lying in a manger." And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God and saying,

"Glory to God in the highest heaven,
and on earth peace among those whom he favours!"

When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, "Let us go now to Bethlehem and see this thing that has taken place, which the Lord has made known to us." So they went with haste and found Mary and Joseph, and the child lying in the manger. When they saw this, they made known what had been told them about this child: and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds told them. But Mary treasured all these words and pondered them in her heart. The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all they had heard and seen, as it had been told them.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

O Little Town of Bethlehem

O little town of Bethlehem,
How still we see thee lie!
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent stars go by;
Yet in thy dark streets shineth
The everlasting Light;
The hopes and fears of all the years
Are met in thee to-night.

For Christ is born of Mary,
And gathered all above,
While mortals sleep, the angels keep
Their watch of wondering love.
O morning stars, together
Proclaim the holy birth!
And praises sing to God the King,
And peace to men on earth.

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

or Account of a Visit from St. Nicholas

Clement Clarke Moore

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

Friday, December 23, 2005

NYC Transit Strike Over (Bloomberg "Liberals" Rejoice)!

So what? I had a few days of minor inconvenience--the first day of the strike I couldn't make it to work, and the other two days I had to leave my apartment in Queens by 6:30 and walk in the cold to the nearest Long Island Railroad station, about a mile away. Sure, it was REALLY cold, but I saw, again, what my fellow New Yorkers do best--get together in a crisis. Since 9/11, there has been a tremendous sense of community here, and while waiting on line for LIRR tickets, and being packed like sardines in the special PATH train to the Word Trade Center station from 33rd Street (through New Jersey!), no-one got angry, and everyone was talking to each other and generally in good spirits.

Even for all of the inconvenience, my fellow New Yorkers and I strongly supported the union (52%-40%, according to one poll), though you couldn't really tell it by the news coverage.

But what was a little disturbing to me were some of the subtle signs of racism I heard in the discourse, especially from (purported) white, college-educated liberals (I am one), including Mike Bloomberg, our Republican mayor (a Democrat until right before he ran), who called the actions of the union "thuggish." (The membership is largely black and Hispanic.) Or the reaction of a social worker in my Alzheimer's support group (another white, professional, upper-middle class New Yorker who thought that her college and graduate school education made her better than any other kind of worker)--she couldn't get over the fact that these "dumb" workers had the gall to be paid more than she. "Have you seen them?' she said, "they are Pygmies!!"

My friend at Re: Maines says it better than I can here.

And so does Steve Gilliard here.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

When Do You Notice the Water Is Boiling?

Three recent news stories have made me outraged and scared--a report last week that the department of defense was monitoring antiwar groups, a story this morning that the FBI was watching left wing activist groups, and, most scary and outrageous of all, that President Bush has, since 2002, authorized the National Security Agency to wiretap American citizens' overseas calls without a warrant.

It reminds me of the story my Uncle tells me--imagine, if you will, the frog who is being boiled for dinner. In order to maintain the best frog flavor, the frog must be cooked alive, and it is required that you put the frog in the water when the water is cold, and gradually increase the heat, so the frog won't jump out. As the water gets a TINY bit hotter, the frog thinks to itself, "this is mighty comfortable," then again, when the water gets a TINY bit hotter, the frog thinks that the water is a liitle bit hotter, and thinks of jumping out, but thinks better of it, because he doesn't want to jump to conclusions. By the time the water is boiling, it's too late, he is killed by the boiling water, and becomes part of a very tasty meal.

I found the following in a diary on Kos today. I usually don't copy this much of another's post or diary, but I think it's that important.

From the post (Here's the original):

"A fascinating and terrifying excerpt of Milton Mayer's They Thought They Were Free: The Germans 1933 - 1945

What no one seemed to notice," said a colleague of mine, a philologist, "was the ever widening gap, after 1933,between the government and the people. Just think how very wide this gap was to begin with, here in Germany. And it became always wider. You know it doesn't make people close to their government to be told that this is a people's government, a true democracy, or to be enrolled in civilian defense, or even to vote. All this has little, really nothing to do with knowing one is governing.

What happened was the gradual habituation of the people, little by little, to be governed by surprise, to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believe that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if people could understand it, it could not be released because of national security.

The crises and reforms (real reforms too) so occupied the people that they did not see the slow motion underneath, of the whole process of government growing remoter and remoter.

To live in the process is absolutely not to notice it -- please try to believe me -- unless one has a much greater degree of political awareness, acuity, than most of us ever had occasion to develop. Each step was so small, so inconsequential, so well explained or, on occasion, 'regretted,' that, unless one were detached from the whole process from the beginning, unless one understood what the whole thing was in principle, what all these "little measures" that no "patriotic German" could resent must some day lead to, one no more saw it developing from day to day than a farmer in his field sees the corn growing. One day it is over his head.

"You will understand me when I say that my Middle High German was my life. It was all I cared about. I was a scholar, a specialist. Then, suddenly, I was plunged into all the new activity, as the universe was drawn into the new situation; meetings, conferences, interviews, ceremonies, and, above all, papers to be filled out, reports, bibliographies, lists, questionnaires. And on top of that were the demands in the community, the things in which one had to, was "expected to" participate that had not been there or had not been important before. It was all rigmarole, of course, but it consumed all one's energies, coming on top of the work one really wanted to do. You can see how easy it was, then, not to think about fundamental things. One had no time."

"Those," I said, "are the words of my friend the baker. "One had no time to think. There was so much going on.""

"Your friend the baker was right," said my colleague. "The dictatorship, and the whole process of its coming into being, was above all diverting. It provided an excuse not to think for people who did not want to think anyway. I do not speak of your "little men", your baker and so on; I speak of my colleagues and myself, learned men, mind you. Most of us did not want to think about fundamental things and never had. There was no need to. Nazism gave us some dreadful, fundamental things to think about - we were decent people - and kept us so busy with continuous changes and "crises" and so fascinated, yes, fascinated, by the machinations of the "national enemies", without and within, that we had no time to think about these dreadful things that were growing, little by little, all around us. Unconsciously, I suppose, we were grateful. Who wants to think?"

"How is this to be avoided, among ordinary men, even highly educated ordinary men? Frankly, I do not know. I do not see, even now. Many, many times since it all happened I have pondered that pair of great maxims, Principiis obsta and Finem respice - "Resist the beginnings" and "consider the end." But one must foresee the end in order to resist, or even see, the beginnings. One must foresee the end clearly and certainly and how is this to be done, by ordinary men or even by extraordinary men? Things might have changed here before they went as far as they did; they didn't, but they might have. And everyone counts on that might.

"Your "little men," your Nazi friends, were not against National Socialism in principle. Men like me, who were, are the greater offenders, not because we knew better (that would be too much to say) but because we sensed better. Pastor Niemoller spoke for the thousands and thousands of men like me when he spoke (too modestly of himself) and said that, when the Nazis attacked the Communists, he was a little uneasy, but, after all, he was not a Communist, and so he did nothing: and then they attacked the Socialists, and he was a little uneasier, but, still, he was not a Socialist, and he did nothing; and then the schools, the press, the Jews, and so on, and he was always uneasier, but still he did nothing. And then they attacked the Church, and he was a Churchman, and he did something - but then it was too late."

"Yes," I said.

"You see," my colleague went on, "one doesn't see exactly where or how to move. Believe me, this is true. Each act, each occasion, is worse than the last, but only a little worse. You wait for the next and the next. You wait for the one great shocking occasion, thinking that others, when such a shock comes, will join with you in resisting somehow. You don't want to act, or even to talk, alone; you don't want to "go out of your way to make trouble." Why not? - Well, you are not in the habit of doing it. And it is not just fear, fear of standing alone, that restrains you; it is also genuine uncertainty.

"Uncertainty is a very important factor, and, instead of decreasing as time goes on, it grows. Outside, in the streets, in the general community, everyone is happy. One hears no protest, and certainly sees none. You know, in France or Italy there will be slogans against the government painted on walls and fences; in Germany, outside the great cities, perhaps, there is not even this. In the university community, in your own community, you speak privately to your colleagues, some of whom certainly feel as you do; but what do they say? They say, "It's not so bad" or "You're seeing things" or "You're an alarmist."

"And you are an alarmist. You are saying that this must lead to this, and you can't prove it. These are the beginnings, yes; but how do you know for sure when you don't know the end, and how do you know, or even surmise, the end? On the one hand, your enemies, the law, the regime, the Party, intimidate you. On the other, your colleagues pooh-pooh you as pessimistic or even neurotic. You are left with your close friends, who are, naturally, people who have always thought as you have.

"But your friends are fewer now. Some have drifted off somewhere or submerged themselves in their work. You no longer see as many as you did at meetings or gatherings. Informal groups become smaller; attendance drops off in little organizations, and the organizations themselves wither. Now, in small gatherings of your oldest friends, you feel that you are talking to yourselves, that you are isolated from the reality of things. This weakens your confidence still further and serves as a further deterrent to what? It is clearer all the time that, if you are going to do anything, you must make an occasion to do it, and then you are obviously a troublemaker. So you wait, and you wait.

"But the one great shocking occasion, when tens or hundreds or thousands will join with you, never comes. That's the difficulty. If the last and worst act of the whole regime had come immediately after the first and the smallest, thousands, yes, millions would have been sufficiently shocked if, let us say, the gassing of the Jews in "43" had come immediately after the "German Firm" stickers on the windows of non-Jewish shops in "33". But of course this isn't the way it happens. In between come all the hundreds of little steps, some of them imperceptible, each of them preparing you not to be shocked by the next. Step C is not so much worse than Step B, and, if you did not make a stand at Step B, why should you at Step C? And so on to Step D.

"And one day, too late, your principles, if you were ever sensible of them, all rush in upon you. The burden of self deception has grown too heavy, and some minor incident, in my case my little boy, hardly more than a baby, saying "Jew swine," collapses it all at once, and you see that everything, everything, has changed and changed completely under your nose. The world you live in, your nation, your people is not the world you were in at all. The forms are all there, all untouched, all reassuring, the houses, the shops, the jobs, the mealtimes, the visits, the concerts, the cinema, the holidays. But the spirit, which you never noticed because you made the lifelong mistake of identifying it with the forms, is changed. Now you live in a world of hate and fear, and the people who hate and fear do not even know it themselves; when everyone is transformed, no one is transformed. Now you live in a system which rules without responsibility even to God. The system itself could not have intended this in the beginning, but in order to sustain itself it was compelled to go all the way.

"You have gone almost all the way yourself. Life is a continuing process, a flow, not a succession of acts and events at all. It has flowed to a new level, carrying you with it, without any effort on your part. On this new level you live, you have been living more comfortably every day, with new morals, new principles. You have accepted things you would not have accepted five years ago, a year ago, things that your father, even in Germany, could not have imagined.

"Suddenly it all comes down, all at once. You see what you are, what you have done, or, more accurately, what you haven't done (for that was all that was required of most of us: that we do nothing). You remember those early meetings of your department in the university when, if one had stood, others would have stood, perhaps, but no one stood. A small matter, a matter of hiring this man or that, and you hired this one rather than that. You remember everything now, and your heart breaks. Too late. You are compromised beyond repair.

"What then? You must then shoot yourself. A few did. Or "adjust" your principles. Many tried, and some, I suppose, succeeded; not I, however. Or learn to live the rest of your life with your shame. This last is the nearest there is, under the circumstances, to heroism: shame. Many Germans became this poor kind of hero, many more, I think, than the world knows or cares to know."

I said nothing. I thought of nothing to say.

"I can tell you," my colleague went on, "of a man in Leipzig, a judge. He was not a Nazi, except nominally, but he certainly wasn't an anti-Nazi. He was just a judge. In "42" or "43", early "43", I think it was, a Jew was tried before him in a case involving, but only incidentally, relations with an "Aryan" woman. This was "race injury", something the Party was especially anxious to punish. In the case a bar, however, the judge had the power to convict the man of a "nonracial" offense and send him to an ordinary prison for a very long term, thus saving him from Party "processing" which would have meant concentration camp or, more probably, deportation and death. But the man was innocent of the "nonracial" charge, in the judge's opinion, and so, as an honorable judge, he acquitted him. Of course, the Party seized the Jew as soon as he left the courtroom.

"

"And the judge?"

"Yes, the judge. He could not get the case off his conscience; a case, mind you, in which he had acquitted an innocent man. He thought that he should have convicted him and saved him from the Party, but how could he have convicted an innocent man? The thing preyed on him more and more, and he had to talk about it, first to his family, then to his friends, and then to acquaintances. (That's how I heard about it.) After the "44" Putsch they arrested him. After that, I don't know."

I said nothing.

"Once the war began," my colleague continued, "resistance, protest, criticism, complaint, all carried with them a multiplied likelihood of the greatest punishment. Mere lack of enthusiasm, or failure to show it in public, was "defeatism." You assumed that there were lists of those who would be "dealt with" later, after the victory. Goebbels was very clever here, too. He continually promised a "victory orgy" to "take care of" those who thought that their "treasonable attitude" had escaped notice. And he meant it; that was not just propaganda. And that was enough to put an end to all uncertainty.

"Once the war began, the government could do anything "necessary" to win it; so it was with the "final solution" of the Jewish problem, which the Nazis always talked about but never dared undertake, not even the Nazis, until war and its "necessities" gave them the knowledge that they could get away with it. The people abroad who thought that war against Hitler would help the Jews were wrong. And the people in Germany who, once the war had begun, still thought of complaining, protesting, resisting, were betting on Germany's losing the war. It was a long bet. Not many made it."

Friday, December 02, 2005

Christmas Time (Is Here Again)

Christmas Time (Is Here Again)
(Lennon-McCartney-Harrison-Starr)

Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again

Ain't been round since you know when
Christmas time is here again
O-U-T spells "out"

Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again

Ain't been round since you know when
Christmas time is here again
O-U-T spells "out"

Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again

Ain't been round since you know when (Sucker!)
Christmas time...

[This is Paul McCartney here,
I'd just like to wish you everything
you wish yourself for Christmas)

(This is John Lennon saying on behalf of the Beatles,
have a very Happy Christmas and a good New Year)

(George Harrison speaking
I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you
a very Merry Christmas listeners everywhere

(This is Ringo Starr and I'd just like to say
Merry Christmas and a really
Happy New Year to all listeners)

[And Christmas time is all,
and your bonnie clay us through
Happy breastling to you people
all out best from me to you
When the beasty brangom button
to the heather and little inn
And be strattened oot in matether
to yer arms once back again
Och away, ye bonnie.]

They Call Me Heat Miser

Heat Miser Song

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One

They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch

He's too much!

Thank you!
I never want to see a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred degrees!
(spoken)
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it
REALLY hot! Hee hee!

He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun

Sing it!

He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One

They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

Too Much!

Heat Miser's Hot Spot