Social Justice (Funniest Thing I Ever Wrote)

Question: But seriously - what is social justice to you and how is it to be implemented?

My answer: First, we should take everyone's guns away, invite Koffi Annan or the Chinese to run things, liquidate all private bank accounts, and create massively large re-education camps where the only reading material is Pravda clippings from 1978. Plus, we should write a new national anthem and make psychotropics mandatory.

Next question??